I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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