i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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