Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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