Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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