Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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