My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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