Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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