have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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