guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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