Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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