There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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