OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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