Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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