I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
