the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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