My friends, they love my intelligence
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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