Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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