Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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