I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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