I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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