Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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