I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Boobs speak an international language.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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