Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Damn victory sex feels great
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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