ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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