With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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