People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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