Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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