its not stalking. its research.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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