did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Alive.
So much puke
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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