I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Just cropdusted the office
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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As shirtless as possible
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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