He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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