Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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