dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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