My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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