he thought i was a dude.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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