omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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