I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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