i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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