I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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