so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today