would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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