To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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