I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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