So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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