It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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