If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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