fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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