i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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