yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
