her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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