After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I can't turn off my feet"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
