We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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