it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I should be sponsored by Trojan
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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